WHAT'S A "SCIFI WASABI?"

Scifi Wasabi is a ( ( ( Math.random() * 100 ) < 50 ) ? "blog?" : "zine???" ) and you should not read it under any circumstances. Exposure to Scifi Wasabi has been known to cause:

  • TV brain
  • Recursion syndrome
  • Suddenly you like the coffee flavored jelly beans
  • Dick and/or pussy rot
  • Immediate and irreversible zombification

Scifi Wasabi is written by Jon-san and some of his friends, sometimes.